woody harrelson haymitch

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing



A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost



Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope




We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881




When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain



You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash




A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown



You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

Woody Harrelson is Haymitch!

Woody Harrelson to play Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games

Woody Harrelson Hunger Games movie Haymitch Abernathy

Woody Harrelson as Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games (2012)

Woody Harrelson as Haymitch Abernathy The Hunger Games

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane

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Woody Harrelson will play Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence's alcoholic

to Woody Harrelson (“Zombieland”, “Cheers”). Haymitch Abernathy is the

haymitch. Here's what Woody had to say: And while Harrelson said he's

Lionsgate revealed yesterday that actor Woody Harrelson (NO COUNTRY FOR OLD

Woody Harrelson to Play Haymitch in THE HUNGER GAMES [+] enlarge

Haymitch Abernathy and Brett Harrelson

Woody Harrelson cast as Haymitch

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Woody Harrelson has landed the highly coveted role of Haymitch Abernathy in

Congrats to actor Woody Harrelson, who I feel fits the bill completely!

Woody Harrelson is Haymitch Abernathy

Woody Harrelson to Tackle Haymitch in 'The Hunger Games'

Finally, The Hunger Games has its Haymitch! Woody Harrelson has been tapped

Woody Harrelson as Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games (2012)

Woody Harrelson is Haymitch!

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller